About Me

sammiq was sent to Earth to rant about things. Mainly computers, phones and traffic apparently.

His initial form was one of vapour, but that made a keyboard hard to use, so he decided to try solid. And once you go, you can never come back.

He worked for a time for “The Man”. It turned out that “The Man” was slowly sucking his soul from him and so he left and doesn’t nearly get paid as much. Turns out souls are worth a bit.

He can talk continuously for hours about all sorts of random stuff and can dominate a conversation due to him not having to breathe.

He also likes girls and dogs.